What do married men and pet dogs have in common?

Posted on February 23rd, 2010 by admin

Apart from the leash and neutering I mean?

Well, they live longer than their wild brethren. Domestic dogs live longer than wolves and married men live longer than single men.

Is it worth it?

Wolves get to mate (with other wolves) whenever they want. dogs also get to mate whenever they want. Unfortunately, they only get to mate with their owner’s leg.

The parallels here is potentially limitless, but there’s a good moon out and there’s hunting to be done.

19 Responses

  1. Simba Says:

    Simba says that single men have more fun and thats more of a reason to live.
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  2. Bart Simpson Says:

    Bart says Simba is gay!!! They have nothing in common!
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  3. pandyman Says:

    if they’re in the right house/home – regular sex!!! LOL

    -pam
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  4. stripedspider Says:

    Wolves never get their tummies scratched or told "good boy", either. Wolves don’t have special treats available just for the asking. No comfy laps for wolves to rest their heads on. You tell me if it’s worth it.
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  5. deathrider1991 Says:

    What do you and pet dogs have in common.

    Apart from the leash and being a bitch part.

    Well, you live longer than your maried wild brethren. Domestic dogs live longer than wolves and single women who initiated the divorce are usually bitches

    Is it worth it?
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  6. Joe Says:

    I’d rather be a wolf than a pussy whipped dog.
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  7. Oprah Says:

    That’s not fair! I didn’t marry Stedman and he is also on a leash. Please don’t generalize.
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  8. void Says:

    wagging their tail is a common feature (one visible and the other invisible)
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  9. Pam R Says:

    They get their basic needs met by women
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  10. ajal Says:

    I dont see the marrying connection but apart from the ring Id say making Willy/Mr. dick their highest priority
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  11. The Real Midnite Says:

    Wolves get to mate (with other wolves) whenever they want. Dogs also get to mate whenever they want. Unfortunately, they only get to mate with their owner’s leg.

    The parallels here is potentially limitless, but there’s a good moon out and there’s hunting to be done.
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  12. michael Says:

    You must be really bored and have a lot of pent up anger. Your childish jokes aren’t amusing anyone but yourself. You’re giving a bad name to women everywhere asking asinine questions and making underhanded remarks. What do you stand to gain by insulting the entire male population over the internet where no one will listen to or care about your issues with men? I would get a life and drop all of the immature hate you carry with you. Do you feel good insulting people and letting your hate eat at you?
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  13. Dghnh Says:

    If men hate marriage so much then why do they make fun of women who don’t get married calling them lesbians/spinsters anyway I thogh MRAs believed in traditional roles? If you don’t want to get married then why do you bang on so much about how women should be housewives.
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  14. H S Says:

    The same thing that God & obama bin laden have in common ; God doesn’t have a birth certificate either..
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  15. Guess What? Says:

    The both someone who looks after them, feeds them, exercises them, washes their bedding and tells them how good they are. It’s just that dogs are always loyal!
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  16. Ryde-On Says:

    It only seems longer, like waiting in line or being stuck in traffic.
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  17. Yourface Says:

    They get their bellies rubbed, their master is there to cook food for them, and they both like to lay around all day.
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  18. salvatrucho Says:

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  19. Crazy Apple Says:

    The gap in life expectancy and happiness between married and single men has been narrowing since the 70’s. The problem with accurately measuring how long someone lives is that you usually have to wait until they die to do it. This means that this whole "lives longer" thinking is most likely out of date for men my age and younger.
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